

I co-created/designed The Stanley Parable (2013 version - not the mod) when I was 19. I'm William Pugh, I'm 22 years old and I'm the founder of indie game studio Crows Crows Crows. (That image makes me feel physically sick, so let's get down to it.) You should eat the sandwich like a sandwich and not peel open the layers and just eat the buttery cheese like a weirdo. If this article was a sandwich, the bread would be the serious information for people who know nothing about me and the cheese would be the #JustMyOpinion. If Gamasutra allows it, I hope for each line to be a different text colour. I have tactically decided to place that segment in the middle of this article and I have called it THE UNPROFESSIONAL RANT ZONE.

Before this article gets underway, please understand that I was budgeted exactly ONE segment of the article for undiluted on-brand messaging and self promotion.
